oh. My. God.

Once upon a time I was with my Calvin and Calvin says WANNA SEE
SOMETHING COOL and she put a hot cookie fresh from the oven on top of a
receipt and I was like oh that's a lot of grease on that cookie? ut then
she moved it to the baking pan and RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES MAGIC HAPPENED
DID YOU GUYS kNOW THEY PRINT THOSE RECEIPTS YOU GET AT THE ( Read more... )

 omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

T and G came to visit and we shot shit

I shot the shit out of that fucknig waterbattle hahahaahahahahahaha

no I don't have that water bottle.

Oh well, yeah, I wannatake a picture of thart waterbottle.

Anyways I killed it dead.

And then we went swimming. AND ATE BOSCO STICKS 

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I AM INTERNET HERE ME ROAR.

That's right bitchse.

Here me roar.

Bitchse.

Anyways, whatever. I have the internet, I am all settled. INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Hi internet I have returned home to your welcoming, addictive bosom.